My Favorite Things, I Jinx

I remember when i was 8 years old, my kuya and i would take turns in reading Archie comic books during toilet breaks (call of nature, they'd say). But when i think about Archie comics now, i barely remember any of its stories and characters that made me laugh to world's end, except for one. And her name was Li'l Jinx. I don't know what has ever gotten into me that at 8, my sense of humor was defined by that cute devil.

Until i grew up and became the Li'l Big Jinx.

I jinx not the unimportant things around, but mostly the my-precious ones. I jinxed my brother's ipod (back when ipods were the biggest thing), i jinxed my brother's Powerbook (when he was uploading/rendering a very important file), I jinx so many important things. It's my dna, i believe.

Remember my gorgeous, my-precious LeKnockoff bag that i've been bragging about?

Here it is now. Can you see the spring-like protrusion at the corner of my bag? What the heck is it? How shall i fix this?

And my favorite, most precious knockoff of them all is my Yoko Ono watch. As you can see, what makes it a knockoff is its mold. It's supposed to be a Paul Frank $100+ watch but instead of Paul Frank monkey graphic, you'd see a Yoko Ono sketch inside my watch. And at the back, instead of reading "Stainless Steel Paul Frank Watch" you'll read "Stainless Steel Fall Plankg Watch."

When i broke the strap of my Yoko Ono watch, i was so devastated. I got it from Thailand and now i have to go back there to get my new one. I don't know where else to find it. Arrrrgghhh!!