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Funniest Dialogues From Ugly Betty

Daniel Meade is in trouble. He's falling in love with his bestfriend's fiancee, Molly.

Wilhemina, Daniel's mortal enemy, strikes with a video tape catching Daniel and Molly almost kissing.

Wilhemina and Marc (her gay assistant) watching the video:

Marc: "Uggh! Damn, i was hoping for some skin! You know, from Daniel."
Wilhemina: "No, this is better than i could've ever imagined!"
Marc: "You know they haven't been doing the nasty.."
Wilhemina: "No, stop it. Freeze."

Marc clicks pause the video.

Wilhemina: "You see the way Daniel's looking at her [at Molly]?" The way Betty looks at a cheeseburger."

My Creepiest Dream Ever

I had the creepiest dream in my whole 28 md years. The kind where you'd wake up not wanting to open your eyes. Fully-covered in your blanket, you're thinking some psycho Casper might pull you out of bed himself. My gawd, i'm not kidding. I'm no Stephen King but bear with me, this is how i remember it.

I dreamt someone delivered an army of balikbayan boxes to our house one evening. Along with the boxes came 2 to 3 luggages. They were all sitting in our living room, properly sealed and locked. I did not care. I went straight to my room. But in my room i noticed someone left one of the sealed luggages. With too much excitement, i rummaged through my stuff and found the key to its padlock so i managed to open it. As i carefuly unzipped it, i noticed something really weird. I began to feel something taking form as i was slowly unzipping it. When at last i lifted the luggage's flap, there i found, a dead female body.

The corpse did not give a stench at all. It's as if i had my worst allergies that i wasn't able to smell anything. Neither did i feel anything. No fear, no tremors at all. So i had enough courage to touch the body. I pinched its right arm. To my surprise, the body was soft. It didn't feel cold at all. It didn't feel like it froze below zero. It only felt like i was touching a body of a lass sound asleep.

I was right. When i looked into her purplish-black heavily bruised face, she opened her eyes. She was alive. Someone so desperately wanted her dead and hid her in that properly sealed luggage. Someone so desperately wanted to bury her alive. Bury her in that old, faded black Samsonite luggage.

When i found out she was alive, i hurried out of my room and, gasping for breath, told my parents what i found. I heard myself uttering the words "in Jesus' name, in Jesus' name" over and over. Then i woke up.

Creepy diba?

No-Pro To A New Macbook Pro

My mom was telling my brother that she was planning to get me a new Macbook next year. With all violence I butted in, "Mom, no. Noooo! Please don't buy me a new laptop. I don't need it (my existing Macbook is still perfect except that its battery's nowhere to be found). Send me to Japan instead."

I said the last line matter-of-factly, while my mom indignantly questioned my imperative. Haha, of course i was only dreaming. But i really miss Japan. Japan made me realize a lot of things. Please, God, send me to Japan. It will make me love my country even more. Ashus.

Merry Christmas Mommy!!!! Weeeeeeee!!!!!!!

Train In The Distance by: Paul Simon

This is why marriages scare the hell out of me. If I don't believe in God, i might buy into what this song's trying to convey.


She was beautiful as southern skies
The night he met her
She was married to someone
He was doggedly determined that he would get her
He was old, he was young
From time to time he'd tip his heart
But each time she withdrew

Everybody loves the sound of a train in the distance
Everybody thinks it's true

Well eventually the boy and the girl get married
Sure enough they have a son
And though they both were occupied
With the child she carried
Disagreements had begun
And in a while they fell apart
It wasn't hard to do

Everybody loves the sound of a train in the distance
Everybody thinks it's true

Two disappointed believers
Two people playing the game
Negotiations and love songs
Are often mistaken for one and the same

Now the man and the woman
Remain in contact
Let us say it's for the child
With disagreements about the meaning
Of a marriage contract
Conversations hard and wild
But from time to time
He makes her laugh
She cooks a meal or two

Everybody loves the sound of a train in the distance
Everybody thinks it's true
Everybody loves the sound of a train in the distance
Everybody thinks it's true

What is the point of this story
What information pertains
The thought that life could be better
Is woven indelibly
Into our hearts
And our brains


Haha, i just found out i've been doing something really stupid lately. It's so stewppid, i could not forgive myself. Yikes!

My Secret German Wish

My dad, since i was a kid, would always keep a German Shepherd in our house. I remember every single one that we had. There's Olga, Dixie (the smartest one), Betsie, Kline (who, due to hyperactivity, caused my milky front tooth to fall out), Tina, Tabac (who almost devoured one of our employees' face), Dax, and the last one was Lluch.


That's Dixie right there, i think
I am not a big fan of German Shepherds, really. But one day i spotted a very pogi German Shepherd while we were hanging out at a cafe somewhere in makati. For some unknown reason i wanted to have my own. I forgot about my yellow labrador for about 3 seconds. I forgot about Uni, our pet shih tzu for a millisecond. At that moment, I wanted a German Shepherd so bad.

I told my dad. But he won't let me purchase one. Not with the whole lot of other dogs in our zoo-house. And he knows i could not take care of it. Sad.

After seeing This Is It twice, I was planning on naming my new dog M.J. But nahh, maybe some other time.